Devon… Mother of the Devil

Well, Maddie is gone… Hank is at work, and I am left to my own devises (and a large supply of chocolate milk and goldfishes, which, if you haven’t heard, are SO delicious) so I’m going to write some crap… So I haven’t given you any parenting tips for awhile, and by parenting tips, I […]

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The Secret… book review

*sigh* Ok, has anyone out there read The Secret by Rhonda Byrne?  My mom got it for me for Christmas and I was pretty excited to delve into the “secret to a happy life”. I don’t want to ruin it for anyone… so if you plan to read this, you should definitely avoid my comments […]

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Crafty Christmas

Is it just me, or do other people think they can make pretty much anything they sell now a days?  I hear myself saying an embarrassing number of times while in stores and shopping online, “Hell, I could make that…”.  I should just fork out the money instead of trying to make it myself because […]

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A lesson in goat giving…

So I have Christmas on the brain already.  I’m trying to become a better person this year, as far as gift giving goes… not that I haven’t been a decent giver in the past.  I’ve always tried to personalize gifts, making things for loved ones and buying gifts that I think would be pleasant to […]

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Romie’s my homie…

So parenthood is great.  The baby is awesome and my new best friend.  As far as I go, however, I have been scotch taping myself back together since giving birth and I’m not too sure how well I’m pulling it off.  I have to wear these fun little plastic cups in my bra to keep […]

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He’s Heeeerrrreeeee!!!!!!

I probably have only a few minutes… ack.. make that seconds (he stirs) before he summons me for the next feeding, but that’s okay because I have nothing to bitch about.  Well, with the exception of all my girly bits hurting like all get out, but that’s a given, I suppose. Roman Enrique Dane Ortega […]

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