Happy stupid due date, everyone!

All those years I spent praying for a clear complexion and a skinny body I should have spent praying for an on time delivery for my second child.  This is driving me mad here.  Had contractions yesterday, got myself all excited for the onset of labor… and today… NUFFIN.  No cramps, not contractions… nada.  I […]

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Things I will miss…

I’m scared that once this pregnancy is over there are a few benefits I will lose.  The first and formost thing that I’ll miss is that I won’t have an excuse to eat whatever in the sam hell I want to.  Craving an entire loaf of zucchini bread?  Why not have 2?  The baby NEEDS […]

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