Hurry up… and wait….

So maybe Armageddon won’t happen.  Maybe the anti-Christ in my womb won’t be born and he’ll develop into full adult hood inside my stomach, ruling the world from uterine safety.  I’m now a bomb shelter.  I KNOW, I know, I’m not even to my due date yet but I’m pretty well READY to be done!  […]

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Nesting and Resting

Ok, I’m not going to bitch about my body today.  EVEN though my maternity clothes are starting to feel like sausage casings on me, I’m not complaining.  I’m NESTING!  Yessirree, I’m doing pointless things!  I mean, more pointless than usual.  The house is still a disaster, the carpet is too dirty to even feel comfortable […]

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